Open This Book in the Event of Boredom

If you've been beaten by boredom, trapped by tedium, or frustrated by fatigue, all you need to do is open this book.

Filled with awesome activities, time-wasting tasks, and mindless things to muse, this book will cure you of your boredom in no time. From dreaming up your ideal group chat and creating your own fusion cuisine to inventing a new phonetic alphabet and finally finding out which condiment you really are, these and many more weird and wonderful distractions are just waiting inside...

So, get ready for some preposterous procrastination as you... Open This Book in the Event of Boredom!