Two Sides of the Coin

Dearest reader,
If you've picked up this book, chances are you're a spy. And if that's so, you're in luck! Here you'll discover the true story behind the two reporters from Sanfran Cisco: how they discovered the Islands of Despair and Joy, and how they gambled their fate on two sides of a coin. Or perhaps you're not a spy, but a bounty hunter, hopin' to discover the whereabouts of said reporters. You might find some hints here and there, as they encounter talkin' critters an' bear traps an' deadly eel stew. Or perhaps you're a so-called "innocent bystander" with an unhealthy curiosity... like me. Whoever you are, you're welcome to visit my shop anytime for the whole story. Don't worry, I'm always honest with my friends.
Most sincerely,
Honest Erwin