"Ah yes, the great Russian realist tradition of Tolstoy and Chekhov sped right up to the present moment . . . Ooops! Wrong doorway. Pavel Lembersky has swept all the cards together and reshuffled the deck for us. Whether it’s twelve chairs or two hundred Cadillacs, the ride has begun. Gogol opened the stable door, Bulgakov changed the horses to wildcats, and now it’s time for further antics on the living page. Let excess and exuberance reign. Whether the scenery’s from Moscow or Boca Raton, the real and irreal will swap their masks at whatever pace they please. All these irregularities of expectation come from close to the bone when the writer’s raised up from late-Soviet Russia into another world and has seen the kingdoms fall. This is not some ingenious offhand po-mo jape from the land of the lucky. Its multiplex cargo comes straight from a true joker’s heart to you. I wish this book the happiest of landings." — Rafi Zabor, author of The Bear Comes Home (winner of PEN/Faulkner Award for Fiction)