Tucker Frump

“Critics are going hamberders!”

Imagine this if you will: A beautiful little elementary school holds an election for school president, only to find the person the school overwhelmingly voted for would not be elected school president. Not in my school, you may be thinking, that sounds like something from The Twilight Zone, right? Join the students at the Little White House School as they learn to work together for the good of their school and planet.

Warning

has your child recently been exposed to:

• A Solar Eclipse


• Baldface Lying


• Bullying


• Discrimination


• Cheating


• Name-calling


• People yelling at the tv


• Regular lying


• Other not-very-presidential actions

Stop the moral erosion today!

Re-teach that spongy brain that lying, discriminating,and name-calling is no way for kids—or adults—to act.