The Wisdom of Beasts and Boogeymen

"...punctuated by broad humor and a healthy sense of the absurd." ~ KirkusThe thunderous roar of beasts Once made them supreme on earth!But as modern noise increased,Roars aren't what they used to be worth.Now humans rule the Universe!We've knocked the beasts down a peg.Yeah, it looks pretty good in verse,But a dog will still whiz on your leg.That's to remind the human race,And ponder while your pant leg is oozing,There still is no safe space.Your pets will think that's amusing.