The Export Gardener

Gardening was never this funny.

A clumsy Australian travels to England and decides that the affluent commuter town of Sevenoaks in Kent, is the ideal place to start a garden business in the UK.

He chops down the wrong tree, discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix and embarks on a village cricket career after a twenty year absence from the game.

This hilarious and inspiring memoir has been described by readers as ‘laugh out loud funny’ and ‘a book you must pack if travelling.’

Come along and meet Mad Annie Marsh and Nasty Mrs. Phillips - just two of the wildly eccentric characters that reside in a colourful backdrop that defines the Garden of England.

If you have ever wanted to start a business or you simply enjoy tending to your own garden, you will delight in the comical misadventures of The Export Gardener.