The Bible (A Parody)

It's the Five Books of Moses as they've never been interpreted before

"The Bible (A Parody)" Features: The Museum of Eden Super Bowl Negative MMM The Do-It-Yourself Guide to building the Tabernacle Leper-B-Gone And More!

The Reviews Are In- "The Bible (A Parody)" is a Smash Hit!

"It's the best book I've read in 969 years!"

-Methuselah

"You need to buy two copies it's so good!"

-Noah

"There should be a commandment to read this book!"

-Moses

"I'd kill for this book!"

-Cain

"This book is worth trading my birthright for!"

-Esau

"So good I'm actually in it!"

-Mahalalel

Don't Get These Jokes? Read the Book!

(And pay for it. Don't just flip through the pages at the bookstore.)