Sucking Hell

You'd hate your mom too, if she put a cursing curse on you. Yeah. I can't curse out loud. Ever.
So when I get accused of murdering a vampire, the best I've got is, "Mother duck!"
It gets even bleeping better when I find out my arse of an ex-boyfriend is leading the investigation against me. Have I fantasized about being chained up by a hot dragon shifter? Yeah, but not like this.
I mean, how am I supposed to prove I didn't kill Georgina the loudmouth buttface?
I'm a wingless fairy without a stinkin' scrap of power in a town full of supernaturals. Who's gonna believe me?
If I don't want to spend a lifetime in a fudgin' dungeon, I'm gonna have to find the real killer, and fast. Unfortunately, the further I dig, the more motives I find. Georgina didn't make a lot of friends.
To top it all off, I meet the world's sexiest vamp. And guess what? I think he did it.
Fate's a freaking beach.
Author's Note If you don't like cursing or R-rated thoughts, this book might not be your cup of tea. On the other hand, if you like sassy fun times and dead bodies, this book is specially made just for you. (Romantic scenes might get handsy, but are fade to black.)