Seven Keys to Baldpate

It's 2015 seventeen years after family matriarch Peggy tripped over G.W.'s wooden legs in Sordid Lives and life has moved into the present for the residents of Winters Texas. In the wake of the Supreme Court decision in favor of marriage equality the Sordid saga continues. An anniversary memorial service is being planned in honor of Peggy at the bar while the Southside Baptist Church is planning an "Anti-Equality Rally" to protest the advancement of same-sex marriage. Both events are to take place on the samenight so the beloved cast of colorful characters are all on a collision course for shenanigans and fireworks at the church and everyone's favorite bar on the big night. Along the way a bisexual serial killer shows up a drag queen country medley gets performed and a beauty salon versus the bigots turns getting your hair done into the front lines of the equality battle. Friendships are tested and families are reunited as fear and bigotry are confronted with acceptance and understanding on the way to a surprise wedding with (almost) everyone in attendance.