Royal Pickle

 He's a prince who can't keep his pants on. She writes dirty limericks in a Brooklyn deli. Their spontaneous royal wedding is a match made in mayhem.

I have to find a wife.

And not just any wife.

A love match.

My parents gave me ten years to find a princess on my own, and the deadline has arrived.

I've outrun the palace guards for months, but due to an incident with a rooster Speedo that went viral, they have tracked me to America.

I'm not known for my stellar taste in the opposite sex. The last one put my naked pictures on Instagram.

But there is this one girl. I saw her in a New York deli making sandwiches. She helped me escape the photographers.

Smart. Beautiful. Quick-witted.

Yes. I choose her.

Now all I have to do in convince her to marry me.

In the next seven days.

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Royal Pickle is a standalone romantic comedy about a prince on the run, a poet with a dream, and a made-up European country where everyone likes to sing and dance. With donkeys.

You do not have to read the rest of the Pickleverse to enjoy Royal Pickle, which is the love story of Sunny, the last unmarried Pickle cousin. You can start right here.