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BRIAN BOONE is the editor and writer of a bestselling trivia almanac series, several nonfiction guides, and the novel, Great Men of Science. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney's, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. Brian lives in the Pacific Northwest with his family.