Noah Could Never

"Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian"Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on yourface." - OK MagazineNoah's back, and more bananas!He and Harry are now officially boyfriends, but is Noah readyfor the difference?It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange studentshave descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy PierreVictoire, who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile,Noah's paired up with a girl ... who,most outrageously, is not even French.But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and he can'ttell if it's because his dad and secret half-brother, Eric, have made off with hisgran's fake diamonds;because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusionsfrom Russia;or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah'shouse in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled drag feud.  Will Noah ever catch a break?! One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction, SimonJames Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland, Gay Club andthe Noah Can't Even books.A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and AdamSilveraSimon's book You're The One That I Want wonthe Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlistedfor the YA Book Award in association withEdinburgh International Book Festival 2022  PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN (book 1)'I loved Noah's voice: warm, loveable, awkward'. TheBookseller'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle'A debut I very much loved’ Juno Dawson, authorof The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK'Sweet, barmy, charming, unexpectedly romantic delight ofa YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson,author of The Art of Being Normal