Mother Flipper!

Ever found yourself whispering, ‘Oh, fork it’ through gritted teeth while your child floods the bathroom, licks the supermarket floor or orders mystery items on your phone? Then this book is for you.Welcome to Mother Flipper!, your laugh-out-loud survival guide to parenting without swearing (well … not technically, anyway). Warm, witty and reassuringly honest, Mother Flipper! is the perfect gift for tired mums, frazzled dads and anyone wondering how everyone else is holding it together (spoiler: they’re not). Because sometimes, the only thing standing between you and a full meltdown … is a well-timed ‘mother flipper!’.Featuring hilarious fake swears for every parenting emergency, with each relatable real-life moment brought to life with illustrations, and covering everything from bedtime battles and sibling warfare to last-minute school costume disasters and much more besides.These are the painfully familiar moments – and the perfect PG-rated phrases to get you through them. In this survival guide for everyday chaos, you’ll find translations of what parents really mean, plus tongue-in-cheek corporate jargon for domestic meltdowns, mock reports for tantrums and silly rhymes to make you smile.