"Warm, hilarious, and impossible to put down, Macaroni Heart explores the thorniness of coming of age as a gay New Yorker. It is astoundingly good. I've been waiting my whole adult life for the next David Sedaris, and in Michael Narkunski, I've found him but better: hornier, more honest, sillier, steeped in millennial culture, and way more Jewish." - Alison Fairbrother, author of The Catch"A free-wheeling, heartfelt quest through the 'too-much' emotions of being a newly-out queer person, the joys and insecurities associated with queer sex and dating, and the perpetual tug towards a future that is not only good but great. A rollicking romp through an era of LiveJournal, #ItGetsBetter, Grindr, and Dance Moms, this memoir delights with every turn of the page." - Bronson Lemer, author of The Lonely Veteran's Guide to Companionship