Loss of A Friend

Can I save Jennifer Aniston from the horror of dying from cancer? (Spoiler alert: Yup.) Can Steve Jobs save her from being Raped and Sodomized? (Spoiler alert: Nope.) Can I save Steve Jobs? And if so, how will he repay me? And what REALLY happened to Farrah, and Anna Nicole, and Marilyn, and Miley? And Amelia? To discover the sometimes disturbing answers to all of these questions, and more, you must travel through space and time to read my newest--or perhaps my oldest--Sci-Fi Rape Comedy, Loss of A FRIEND.