Limericks for the Unwoke – a cheeky little volume guaranteed to upset the wokerati, snowflakes and anyone of a sensitive disposition. Whether you’re offending friends or just giggling alone in the loo, this book is your perfect partner in rhyme crime.

There once was a cop from Crewe Junction

Who had sexually ceased to function.

For the rest of his life

He deceived his poor wife

With the dexterous use of his truncheon.

In just five ingeniously-rhymed linesa limerick can tell a complete story - with a beginning, middle and end – and brighten the dullest of days. The best of them are rude or lewd or politically incorrect. Or all three.

There was a young fellow named Hyde

Who fell down a toilet and died.

His unfortunate brother

Then fell down another

And now they're interred side by side.

Limericks for the Unwoke – filthy rhymes for naughty times .