You better watch out, you better not . . . What?! Laugh it up with the Big Man himself as he shares some of the funniest (and oddest) letters that children have mailed to the North Pole!

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“A timely and cogent word to the wise.”—Booklist

“A work that readers will want to pore over before drafting their own notes to St. Nick.”—Publishers Weekly

“The energetic digital collage illustrations play up the poems’ outrageous absurdity.”—Horn Book

From hilarious complaints to wacky requests to gripes from elves and Vixen (bless him), this rowdy collection of sidesplitting poems is guaranteed to get you in a holly-jolly spirit. Just make sure you don’t land on the naughty list yourself!