Jokes for Guys

It's hardly a newsflash that men and women don't necessarily find the same things funny. Each gender has evolved a unique brand of humour. However, most men know better than to share guy humour with women. No one really needs another reason to spend the night in the doghouse! Jokes for Guys is designed and intended solely for the male of the species, a safe harbor where men are encouraged to laugh loud and proud about... well, manly things...and not to fear when snorting noisily in their beer and spewing suds. You'll find many a new joke in this macho collection, fit for the fairway, the stag party, the locker room, the barbershop or the barracks with humour as old as the cave or as fresh as tomorrow on: sex, marriage and the lack of sex, outhouses, cars, bars, baseball, blondes, bodily functions, golf, geezers, engineers, lawyers, preachers, politicians and pratfalls. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None! It should be opened when she gives it to you. Young lady comes home from a date, rather sad. She tells her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asks. "Because he also told me he's an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is!" A recent poll disclosed the fact that ninety percent of all men masturbate in the shower, while the other ten percent sing. Do you know what they sing? You don't know, do you? I didn't think so... Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.