I Am Not a Chair!

Ross Burach is an author and illustrator with a degree in fine arts from the University of Massachusetts. Since graduation, Ross has focused on designing characters and backgrounds for animation studios within children's media. He has always loved combining words and pictures to create humor and has since found the perfect blend for a career in children's books. Ross currently lives with his wife and daughter in a concrete jungle called Brooklyn. He hopes to one day have a pet giraffe. He has also written There's a Giraffe in My Soup. You can find Ross online at www.rossburach.com.

"Rat-a-tat dialogue and freewheeling cartooning, featuring a bounty of googly eyes and goofy expressions, make this a great readaloud for anyone who's ever felt objectified or misunderstood-a wide audience if ever there was one." -- Publishers Weekly "An engaging bit of silliness that should find a home in storytime and picture book collections." -- School Library Journal