How Not to Make a Jelly Sandwich

A hilarious, clever spoof, perfect for fans of Dragons Love Tacos, We Don't Eat Our Classmates, The Food Group series, and If You Give a Mouse a Cookie.

Making a delicious jelly sandwich has never been easier.

Just follow these five simple steps:

1. Disguise yourself as a duck2. Spin with an elephant3. Bathe a dog4. Organize a joust5. Train a hamster

Wait, WHAT !

This zany, twisty send-up of a classic elementary school assignment--writing a "how-to"--brims with fun and shenanigans. We dare you NOT to turn to jelly laughing!