Golf

"Funny and thought-provoking quotes. I keep this book on my nightstand to smooth out the day." - Samuel Johnston

"I got this book as a part of a secret Santa gift and it was a hit! I got another one for my husband and he also loved it. Would recommend to any golf lovers out there." -- Shivani

The funniest things ever said about the game we all love!

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• The funniest things ever said about the sport we all love
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• Great for the 19th hole!
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Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies."

Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week.

A brief excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs.  She is amazed at the vast selection on display.

"Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?"

"Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband.

"What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?"

"I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband.

"Nice recovery," she said.

"Thanks."   

- Rick Newell

Enjoy and share the observations of many notable people wherever golfers gather especially on the 19th hole! Check it out!