"This book tells how to 'dump 'em'-politely. Jodyne Speyer's engaging real-life stories emphasize the importance of being respectful when breaking ties. Her steps include ways to be fair and appreciative-no matter what. Readers will learn to handle those awkward farewells with consideration and tact." -- Peggy Post, director of The Emily Post Institute and author of Emily Post's Etiquette, 17th Edition, and "Excuse Me, But I Was Next ..." "Dump 'Em is not just funny, it's practical. Jodyne Speyer has figured out a way to sever the ties that so many of us would rather miserably live with forever." -- Sarah Silverman, Comedienne "Jodyne Speyer's Dump 'Em is surprising, practical and funny. Or would be had it not reminded me of the wonderful time Jodyne and I had together before, well, the dumping." -- Jon Hamm, actor on Mad Men "This book is so funny and smart and savvy I dumped my wife! And I love my wife. I might have blown it." -- Greg Behrendt, Author of He's Just Not That Into You "A funny and practical guide to getting the people in your life out of your life." -- Jimmy Kimmel, Talk Show Host Jimmy Kimmel Live "Dump 'Em is my guidebook to getting rid of people." -- Fran Drescher, Actress "Interweaving personal stories, practical tools, and scripts, TV writer Speyer assists readers in divesting themselves of bad relationships, romantic, familial, and otherwise... The book tackles a difficult subject in a humorous, practical, and helpful manner. Highly recommended." -- Library Journal "In this guide to confrontation for doormats everywhere, author and self-proclaimed avoidant Jodyne Speyer provides a step-by-step manual on the etiquette of ending things with just about anyone... Speyer's natural comic ease, makes this a breezily informative read." -- Time magazine "Dump 'Em is the non-confrontationalist's dream. With her easy-to-follow scripts and step-by-step plans, Jodyne Speyer provides a clear roadmap for ending even the most difficult relationships." -- Marci Shimoff, New York Times bestselling author of Happy for No Reason