Drowning Kittens for Fun & Profit

Man has theorised that if you put a hundred monkeys in a room with typewriters, they will eventually by law of averages write the works of Shakespeare. This book was created in much the same way. Ada Dickey and Kevin Crew have worked some pretty crummy jobs in their respective histories, and as such are always on the lookout for the next brilliant get-rich-quick schemes.
In this book, they share with you some of their latest ideas for making money where others fear to tread. From the delights of Canned Vomit to the horrors of Animal Slippers, via the craziness of such jobs as Sleeping Bag Buddy or Farm Fluffer, here is the definitive list of occupations you never knew you needed! Both equal parts offensive and informative, within days of buying this book you could be making a fortune tapping an unrecognised financial market!

Alternatively, you might be under arrest. Either way. you've paid for this book so the authors don't really care.

Good Luck!