Long ago, a man from La Mancha went insane by consuming too many tales of knight-errantry. Today, this madness has spread to half our population; victims of podcasts, forums, blogs, and social media. Enter Don Bigote-a man born to be a hero yet confused about the villain. Accompanied by his reluctant assistant, Dan Chopin, the moustachioed crusader sets out to rescue Western Civilization from the great conspiracy that may or may not threaten it. Will he save us all, or merely tilt at windmills?