Steve Smallman (Author) Steve Smallman worked as a children's book illustrator for 20 years before he decided to 'have a go' at writing his own. Now, over 100 books later, he's still at it! He visits schools, libraries and festivals, and paints murals too! When he's not working, he enjoys holidays, watching TV, gardening and juggling grandchildren.Robert Starling (Illustrator) Robert Starling is happiest when he is drawing, and now divides his time between illustrating for his own stories and for others. A former teacher, he now enjoys performing stories and running workshops. When not drawing, Robert can be found doing daddy duties, brewing strong coffee, or thinking about cake.

Kitchen Disco meets "The Masked Singer", this rhyming story from the author of Poo in the Zoo and The Eyebrows of Doom contains a serious lesson about inclusion, wrapped in a hilarious story about dancing, discos and wee.