DIVORCE IS THE NEW BLACK

F*ck Off, I'm Coloring My Way to a New Life

Häftad, Engelska, 2027

249 kr

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Divorce may not have been on your vision board, but here you are - alive, luminous, and one colouring page away from emotional liberation. Divorce Is The New Black: F*Ck Off, I'm Coloring My Way to a New Life is the laugh-out-loud, gloriously cathartic companion for every woman navigating the wild terrain of reinvention. Featuring 52 intricately designed, artist-level colouring pages, this book transforms heartbreak, paperwork, and questionable exes into something far more delightful: creative therapy with bite. Week by week, you'll colour your way through the full midlife glow-up - rage, relief, epiphanies, rediscovered joy, and the heady thrill of realising you get the whole bed now. Each page blends lush, imaginative artwork with wickedly funny captions - perfect for group chats, gal pal nights, or solo evenings with a good drink and better boundaries. Whether you're newly single, almost free, 'divorced in my heart,' or just supporting someone who deserves the world, these pages deliver a potent mix of humour, beauty, and emotional release. Inside, you'll find: 52 highly detailed, stress-relief designs ranging from triumphant phoenixes to glam goddesses, retro revenge fantasies, and symbolic scenes of freedom and fresh starts. Snarky, empowering one-liners celebrating resilience, reinvention, and reclaiming your damn sparkle. Themes for every stage of the journey - from paperwork purgatory to boundary victory laps, financial glow-ups, solo celebrations, and the emotional renaissance that comes after letting go. Perfect for fans of snarky adult colouring books, Nora Ephron-style humour, midlife reinvention stories, and anyone who could use a beautiful, therapeutic laugh. This isn't just a colouring book. It's a weekly ritual. A reset button. A portal to your next chapter. Colour the rage. Colour the joy. Colour the woman you're becoming. They got half the assets. You get the whole new era.

Produktinformation

Utgivningsdatum2027-01-05
Mått215 x 279 x 7 mm
Vikt92 g
FormatHäftad
SpråkEngelska
Antal sidor114
FörlagEmpress Editions
ISBN9798993936505

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Empress Editions is a proudly women-led, midlife-powered indie press built on a simple, radical belief: women over 40 are not just in their prime - they are the prime. We publish the bold, the brilliant, the irreverent, and the emotionally honest, and DIVORCE IS THE NEW BLACK: F*CK OFF, I'M COLORING MY WAY TO A NEW LIFE is the perfect embodiment of that mission.At the helm is Alisa Kennedy Jones, founder, publisher, and resident Nora-Ephron-in-combat-boots. A multihyphenate writer, creative director, and recovering perfectionist, Alisa leads Empress Editions with a mix of sharp humor, ferocious heart, and a laser-clear vision for a midlife women's media company that treats readers like the brilliant grownups they are. She's an architect of story, style, and strategy - the kind of publisher who will quote Joan Didion, fix your distribution plan, and hand you a cocktail - all before noon.Supporting the magic is a dream team of editors, designers, and creative collaborators who share a commitment to beauty, depth, and unfiltered truth-telling. Our editorial philosophy is equal parts compassion, precision, and "say the thing everyone else is afraid to say." Our design aesthetic? Smart. Elegant. A little mischievous. And always with the kind of attention to detail that makes readers feel held.For this book, the Empress team worked to develop 52 weeks of detailed, immersive, stress-melting coloring pages inspired by the emotional, logistical, and occasionally absurd realities of life after divorce. Every page blends hand-crafted artistic complexity with the kind of snarky empowerment women whisper to each other in bathrooms at weddings.Behind the scenes, our production and marketing team ensures each Empress title gets the kind of runway - and revelry - it deserves. From Amazon optimization to cinematic trailers to immersive A+ content, we build publishing experiences that feel luxe, intentional, and fiercely reader-centric.At Empress Editions, we don't just make books.We make companions.We make permission.We make new eras... possible.And this one - this riotously funny, beautifully illustrated, gloriously liberating coloring book - might be our most delicious act of midlife rebellion yet.