Congratulatyions

POEMS ABOUT...being alone, old coins, meatlovers pizzas, how doors in my dreams never work, bookshelves from IKEA, grocery shopping as a form of meditation, junk drawers in kitchens, being religious but having no faith, coal, how the beach town you've visited since you were a kid seems to never change at all ...AND MORE!

YES! I want 12 issues of CONGRATULATYIONS Magazine delivered to my door for $9 instead of the $12 I pay at the newsstand. Each issue is filled with unrhyming semi-prose "poems" about things that make Tyler so overflowing with sentimentality that he has to spend $125 on an ISBN and publish a book about them in order to otherwise function properly.