John Heath is Professor of Classics at Santa Clara University, USA. His previous books include a study of the literary adaptations of classical myth (Actaeon, the Unmannerly Intruder, 1992), a popular defense of the study of classics (Who Killed Homer? co-authored with Victor Davis Hanson, 1998), an examination of the links between speech, animalization, and status in Greek literature and society (The Talking Greeks, 2005), and an exploration of the common themes underlying American bestselling books (Why We Read What We Read, co-authored with Lisa Adams, 2007).

• Preface; Acknowledgements; Chapter 1: Introduction; Part One Brothers (and Sisters) from a Different Mother; Section I Texts with a History; Chapter 2: Assembling Resemblances; Section II Yahweh and Other Olympians; Chapter 3: Homer’s Gods; Chapter 4: Biblical Polytheism I: Yahweh’s Divine Competition; Chapter 5: Biblical Polytheism II: Yahweh’s Little Helpers; Chapter 6: Biblical Anthropomorphism: Yahweh’s Da Man; Part Two Diverging Deities: Where Homer Got It Right; Section I Theological (Dis)Honesty; Chapter 7: Cleaning up Yahweh; Chapter 8: Homer’s Perfectly Fallible Gods; Section II Creating Meaning; Chapter 9: Homeric Creation; Chapter 10: The Failure of Genesis, the Genesis of Failure; Section III The Demands of Finitude; Chapter 11: Cheating Death, Squandering Life; Chapter 12: We All Have it Coming; Section IV Finding Justice; Chapter 13: Waiting for God. Oh. The Myth of Iliadic Justice; Chapter 14: Living Without the Gods: The Myth of Theistic Justice; Section V Heavenly Sex; Chapter 15: Divine Eros, Biblical Celibacy, and God’s Little Punching Bag; Chapter 16: Conclusion; Appendices; Appendix 1: Short summaries of the Iliad and Odyssey; Appendix 2: Who Are the Homeric Gods?; Appendix 3: Iliadic Justice: Making Sense of the Trojan War; Appendix 4: Divine Justice in the Odyssey?; Bibliography; Index

"important and fascinating ... [Heath] has offered a brilliantly researched, original, engaging, witty and frequently humorous engagement with the abuses of the Bible by contemporary believers. I strongly applaud his humanistic integrity, erudition and righteous indignation with ignorance and intolerance ... I know of no text that better introduces these two monumental repositories of ancient myths, one Jewish and one Greek, to the cultural capital evoked by the Gospel authors or that would more profoundly shake students into critical engagement and disturbing discovery."- Dennis R. MacDonald, Claremont School of Theology at Willamette University, USA, The Classical Review 2020

John Heath is Professor of Classics at Santa Clara University, USA. His previous books include a study of the literary adaptations of classical myth (Actaeon, the Unmannerly Intruder, 1992), a popular defense of the study of classics (Who Killed Homer? co-authored with Victor Davis Hanson, 1998), an examination of the links between speech, animalization, and status in Greek literature and society (The Talking Greeks, 2005), and an exploration of the common themes underlying American bestselling books (Why We Read What We Read, co-authored with Lisa Adams, 2007).

• Preface; Acknowledgements; Chapter 1: Introduction; Part One Brothers (and Sisters) from a Different Mother; Section I Texts with a History; Chapter 2: Assembling Resemblances; Section II Yahweh and Other Olympians; Chapter 3: Homer’s Gods; Chapter 4: Biblical Polytheism I: Yahweh’s Divine Competition; Chapter 5: Biblical Polytheism II: Yahweh’s Little Helpers; Chapter 6: Biblical Anthropomorphism: Yahweh’s Da Man; Part Two Diverging Deities: Where Homer Got It Right; Section I Theological (Dis)Honesty; Chapter 7: Cleaning up Yahweh; Chapter 8: Homer’s Perfectly Fallible Gods; Section II Creating Meaning; Chapter 9: Homeric Creation; Chapter 10: The Failure of Genesis, the Genesis of Failure; Section III The Demands of Finitude; Chapter 11: Cheating Death, Squandering Life; Chapter 12: We All Have it Coming; Section IV Finding Justice; Chapter 13: Waiting for God. Oh. The Myth of Iliadic Justice; Chapter 14: Living Without the Gods: The Myth of Theistic Justice; Section V Heavenly Sex; Chapter 15: Divine Eros, Biblical Celibacy, and God’s Little Punching Bag; Chapter 16: Conclusion; Appendices; Appendix 1: Short summaries of the Iliad and Odyssey; Appendix 2: Who Are the Homeric Gods?; Appendix 3: Iliadic Justice: Making Sense of the Trojan War; Appendix 4: Divine Justice in the Odyssey?; Bibliography; Index

"important and fascinating ... [Heath] has offered a brilliantly researched, original, engaging, witty and frequently humorous engagement with the abuses of the Bible by contemporary believers. I strongly applaud his humanistic integrity, erudition and righteous indignation with ignorance and intolerance ... I know of no text that better introduces these two monumental repositories of ancient myths, one Jewish and one Greek, to the cultural capital evoked by the Gospel authors or that would more profoundly shake students into critical engagement and disturbing discovery."- Dennis R. MacDonald, Claremont School of Theology at Willamette University, USA, The Classical Review 2020

John Heath is Professor of Classics at Santa Clara University, USA. His previous books include a study of the literary adaptations of classical myth (Actaeon, the Unmannerly Intruder, 1992), a popular defense of the study of classics (Who Killed Homer? co-authored with Victor Davis Hanson, 1998), an examination of the links between speech, animalization, and status in Greek literature and society (The Talking Greeks, 2005), and an exploration of the common themes underlying American bestselling books (Why We Read What We Read, co-authored with Lisa Adams, 2007).

• Preface; Acknowledgements; Chapter 1: Introduction; Part One Brothers (and Sisters) from a Different Mother; Section I Texts with a History; Chapter 2: Assembling Resemblances; Section II Yahweh and Other Olympians; Chapter 3: Homer’s Gods; Chapter 4: Biblical Polytheism I: Yahweh’s Divine Competition; Chapter 5: Biblical Polytheism II: Yahweh’s Little Helpers; Chapter 6: Biblical Anthropomorphism: Yahweh’s Da Man; Part Two Diverging Deities: Where Homer Got It Right; Section I Theological (Dis)Honesty; Chapter 7: Cleaning up Yahweh; Chapter 8: Homer’s Perfectly Fallible Gods; Section II Creating Meaning; Chapter 9: Homeric Creation; Chapter 10: The Failure of Genesis, the Genesis of Failure; Section III The Demands of Finitude; Chapter 11: Cheating Death, Squandering Life; Chapter 12: We All Have it Coming; Section IV Finding Justice; Chapter 13: Waiting for God. Oh. The Myth of Iliadic Justice; Chapter 14: Living Without the Gods: The Myth of Theistic Justice; Section V Heavenly Sex; Chapter 15: Divine Eros, Biblical Celibacy, and God’s Little Punching Bag; Chapter 16: Conclusion; Appendices; Appendix 1: Short summaries of the Iliad and Odyssey; Appendix 2: Who Are the Homeric Gods?; Appendix 3: Iliadic Justice: Making Sense of the Trojan War; Appendix 4: Divine Justice in the Odyssey?; Bibliography; Index

"important and fascinating ... [Heath] has offered a brilliantly researched, original, engaging, witty and frequently humorous engagement with the abuses of the Bible by contemporary believers. I strongly applaud his humanistic integrity, erudition and righteous indignation with ignorance and intolerance ... I know of no text that better introduces these two monumental repositories of ancient myths, one Jewish and one Greek, to the cultural capital evoked by the Gospel authors or that would more profoundly shake students into critical engagement and disturbing discovery."- Dennis R. MacDonald, Claremont School of Theology at Willamette University, USA, The Classical Review 2020