Before Long

Moving to a New Home? Contentment is a virtue, but home-buying is sheer romance. For realtors and retirement planners and housewarming gifts. Who can assure that Before Long, all will be well?

PRAISE FOR BEFORE LONG

This parable, filled will broker-realtor comedy is sheer romance. "Before Long" is also a coffee table picture book about landing the perfect home. Contentment is a virtue, but why not laugh about the winding paths we take to arrive there?

- George Flowers, RE/MAX Agent



"Fictional Ernst and Esme allow you to accompany them through their buyer's remorse to the glee of finding a place to belong. This is a great housewarming or Thank You gift!" - Verified Buyer

 

"Poking fun at a young couple searching for a place to call home, Before Long teases a home buyer's angst with some look-in-the-mirror humor. Poking fun at a young couple searching for a place to call home, Before Long is a great closing gift." -  Harold, Closing Agent

This coffee table gift book we get to laugh at ourselves reliving Ernst and Esme's attempt to land the ideal house in the perfect community without tackling significant issues.

For anniversaries, housewarming parties, loan officer, and home seller's thank you's, this is the gift to bring. 

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