Beet This

Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that Mental Floss calls, "the perfect treat for any mega fans of The Office"Ask Yourself, "What Wouldn't an Idiot Make for Dinner?" The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With Beet This, you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State's culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight's perfectenschlag stamp of approval, including:

• Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic)
• Beet and Cabbage Salad
• Beet Fries
• Russian Beet Soup
• Whole Roasted Beets
• Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets
• Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake
• For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka
• and so much more. . .

Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don't. And die of hunger. Idiot.