What Anthony Bourdain’s Kitchen Confidential did for culinary arts, Wayne Journell’s indispensable volume does for the labyrinthine world of scholarly publishing. Too many young authors find themselves identifying with Kafka’s Josef K, finding themselves enmeshed in an arcane proceeding no one ever stops to fully explain. Now, in straightforward, tell-all prose, Journell demystifies this whole murky process—an act of altruistic transparency for which all of us, experienced and novice researchers alike, should be eternally grateful.