Bad Rabbi

Eddy Portnoy is Senior Researcher and Director of Exhibitions at the YIVO Institute for Jewish Research.

• Introduction: A Brief and Not Entirely Uncomplicated History of the Yiddish Press1. Jewish Abortion Technician2. The Hebrew Girl Murderer of East New York3. The Jewish Mahatma4. The Great Tonsil Riot of 19065. Rivington Street's Wheel of (Mis)Fortune6. Yom Kippur Battle Royale7. Attack of the Yiddish Journalists8. Suicide Jew9. Battle at the Bris10. Urke Nakhalnik: Fine Young Criminal11. The Strange Case of Gimel Kuper, Mystery Journalist12. Semitic Beauty Drives Jews Wild: Film at Eleven13. Ever Fallen in Love with Someone (You Shouldn't Have Fallen in Love With)?14. My Yiddishe Divorce15. Shomer Fucking Shabbos16. 625-Pound Jews and Other Oddities17. Bad Rabbi: Bigamy, Blackmail and the Radimner Rebbetzin18. You Think You've Got Troubles? Stories from Warsaw's Yiddish Crime Blotter

"Eddy Portnoy's Bad Rabbi is an extraordinary thing: a gateway to the lost world of Jewish street life in pre-World War II New York and Warsaw. The Yiddish newspapers Portnoy mines were free from piety and light on decorum; instead they present a vast, roiling canvas of human behavior in all its extremes, from comedy to horror, with fiercely unbuttoned characters declaiming eloquently as stoopside choruses annotated their rants. Portnoy's book is undomesticated history; it is a time machine to an eradicated past; it is pure pleasure."—Luc Sante, author of Low Life: Lures and Snares of Old New York "Having devoted his misspent youth to combing the Yiddish press for seedy, shady, and shocking stories, Portnoy, the bad boy of Yiddish studies, brings bad rabbis and other miscreants into the light in this erudite and thoroughly entertaining book."—Barbara Kirshenblatt-Gimblett, author of Destination Culture: Tourism, Museums, and Heritage "This fascinating book contains the strangest Jews I've ever met in my life. It should appeal to every history buff out there—Jewish, gentile or otherwise. What's Yiddish for 'Buy this book, or may all your teeth fall out except one to give you a toothache'?"—A.J. Jacobs, author of The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible "Only a historian with the wit and comic sensibility of Eddy Portnoy could succeed in resurrecting these dead and forgotten Jews of New York and Warsaw. Through his painstaking research, we can vicariously experience their desperation and lack of self-control, their strange passions and their various forms of mental illness – predicaments we're just one step away from ourselves."—Ben Katchor, comic artist and creator of Julius Knipl: Real Estate Photographer "Bad Rabbi is a masterful set of finely-tuned scholarship and critical zingers that brings detailed archival history of 'downwardly mobile' nineteenth- and twentieth-century Jews alive through vivid, erudite, and spit-take funny storytelling. Portnoy heads straight for the urban immigrant underbelly, opens up the newspapers, and uses portraits of a vanished people and a vanished culture to not just deliver a bygone way of life, but to explode some of our most dominant conceptions of modern Jewish culture."—Josh Kun, author of Audiotopia: Music, Race and America "Exuberantly vulgar, blithely unconcerned with gentile opinion, these nuggets of low-class Yiddishism won't let us forget how rough-and-tumble life in Yiddishland really was."—Michael Wex, author of Born to Kvetch: Yiddish Language and Culture in All of Its Moods "In the staid world of academic Yiddishists, Eddy Portnoy is a live wire, a funny guy, a mischief-maker, what they used to call in the Catskills, a tummler...Bad Rabbi is a succession of outlandish misadventures, a wild panorama populated by an astonishing array of characters... Yiddish journalists were showboats, garnishing tabloid sensationalism with literary jokes and religious references. (Given this high-low style, as well as its caustic attitudinizing and internal feuds, the Yiddish press seems like a flamboyant forerunner to the old Village Voice.) Such zesty informality carries over into Portnoy's own writing, which, in blending the erudite and vernacular, regularly tilts toward the latter."—J. Hoberman, New York Times "Don't feel guilty chuckling your way through Bad Rabbi as you read about the crazy deeds and commonplace misfortunes of marginal Jews from a century ago. "—Renee Ghert-Zand, The Times of Israel "Endlessly interesting and entertaining with stories that range from the macabre to the hilarious."—Southern Jewish Life Magazine "...Portnoy's rollicking chronicle of Jewish newspaper scandal is an entertaining plunge into unexamined corners of the Jewish past. It is a necessary intervention into Jewish historiography, reorienting the historian's gaze to segments of the newspaper, and of history, that tend to get overlooked in the search for items significant to global politics and literary history. It is also an exemplar of scholarship aimed at lay audiences, with titillating and fast-paced storytelling that nevertheless offers historical depth and grounding."—Jessica Kirzane, H-Judaic "Portnoy often adopts the tone of the reportage in the Yiddish press within his own writing. His style is punchy, colorful, and fun to read, allowing his descriptions of news stories from the Yiddish press to intermingle seamlessly with his translations of the original articles that capture their vibrant, engrossing tone...By bringing these stories to light, and narrating them in such a vibrant way, Portnoy highlights the importance of illuminating an element of Yiddish mass culture that served an incredibly important function a century ago, and has been largely forgotten today."—Ayelet Brinn, In Geveb "While Bad Rabbi is a decidedly a work of scholarship, it is also—and fittingly—a surprising and sometimes shocking glimpse of the mishegoss that was eagerly reported in the Yiddish press....[A] book that took chutzpah to write but is a sheer pleasure to read."—Jonathan Kirsch, Jewish Journal "This was a lot of fun....From forgotten front-page news to hidden nuggets in the crime blotter, Bad Rabbi gives modern readers a taste of what urban Jews were gossiping about, challenging our romanticized notions of the shtetl. One hopes this volume will just be the tip of the iceberg and further explorations into the tabloid stories of the headline news that history has forgotten will be forthcoming."—Daniel Scheide, Association of Jewish Libraries Newsletter "I find Bad Rabbi by Eddy Portnoy such an unwholesome, overdue joy, filled with uplifting tales of utter moral failure. The book, which began as the author's doctoral dissertation on cartoons in the early Yiddish press, became something else entirely: the revelation of a wonderful underbelly of decidedly imperfect human beings....[W]hat's happening here is the humanizing of a people, the telling of a history that others would rather not be told, a history so often sacrificed to stereotypes, schmalz and false piety."—Shalom Auslander—Times Literary Supplement "The 'two-bit nobodies' to whom Portnoy—a wickedly sparkling writer, by the way—dedicates Bad Rabbi include out-and-out criminals, crazies, eccentrics, hopeless dreamers and aspirant intellectuals. But they all share one thing—failure. Lobbes-dom is a wonderfully rich seam to mine, and mine it Portnoy does, using as excavating tools the unrestrained journalism of ancient file copies of Yiddish newspapers published in Warsaw and New York. I was enchanted by his accounts....Portnoy is a genius at putting the sting at the end of every chapter."—Jonathan Margolis, The Jewish Chronicle