"Merritt is a gifted poet." -- Sarah Larson "A fun little book." "Delightfully whimsical." -- David Ulin "Pretty irresistible." -- David Daley "Vaguely Seussian." -- Margaret Eby "Droll...pithy...witty." -- Dan DeLuca "Like some of the best jokes, [Merritt's] humor also educates (stealthily!), and acclaimed cartoonist Roz Chast's drawings of grouchy Scotsmen and vampire dogs complement the wry lessons." -- Tiffany Gibert "When I have no Scrabble move, I really cannot bear it. From aa to za, help has arrived- Why, thank you, Stephin Merritt!" -- Lemony Snicket, best-selling author of A Series of Unfortunate Events "This little book of tiny words by Stephin Merritt is superb; it's funny and it's useful too. (This is the Neil Gaiman blurb.)" -- Neil Gaiman, best-selling author of The Ocean at the End of the Lane "I love this book of Scrabble twos, with art and wit for mi and ye; so now please do the thousand threes, from aah to zzz." -- Stefan Fatsis, best-selling author of Word Freak "Ha!" -- Elif Batuman, author of The Possessed "Oy, ow, my wounded qi! I'll never beat Stephin at Scrabble again. Wo(e) is me." -- Emma Straub, author of The Vacationers