Mr Mingin

Mr Mingin minged. He wis the mingiest mingin minger that ever lived. Mingin is the warst kin o smell. Mingin is warse than honkin. It wisnae Mr Mingin's faut that he wis mingin. He didnae hae a hame and sae he never had the chaunce tae hae a richt guid wash like ye and me.