Karen's OMG Joke Books For Kids

Hey Kid, I Have Something Interesting For You... Are you ready to LOL?This book has everything from the classic knock-knock jokes to bad puns that will make even you shake your head! There are also a few surprises along the way! You will read some 'quirky questions' as well as 'books never written.' --------------------------------------------------------------------Riddles:Q: I have four fingers and one thumb, but I am not a living thing. What am I?Q: If a mom, a dad, and their son were not underneath an umbrella, how did they not get wet?--------------------------------------------------------------------Knock Knock Jokes:Knock, knock""Who's there?""Cow go.""Cow go who?""No, cow go moo! A cow never said who." Knock, knock""Who's there?""Needle.""Needle who?""Do you needle bit help on your homework?"--------------------------------------------------------------------Silly Dumb Jokes:Q: A sleeping dinosaur is called what? A: A dino-snore! Q: How do you make a lemon drop?A: You let the lemon fall!--------------------------------------------------------------------Puns And Other Jokes:I tried to capture some fog. I mist. Some whiteboards are simply remarkable.--------------------------------------------------------------------Unwritten Books Jokes:"Giant Snakes" by Ann A. Conda"Computer Memory" by Me...