I Am Counting My Days (Just for Fun)

The offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached—no matter what the world throws at you.I Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun) is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today—some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you’ve never read. Examples include: I have legs to stand on and pots to piss inI can have any mind I set my mind toI can’t stop staring at the bright sideI’m not putting things off, I’m putting things onAs self-proclaimed podunk princess LoRae Blackmore (a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck) explains: “I’m affirming the shit out of stuff. I’m transcending, manifesting, all that. . . . I belong on Earth. . . . I am good. My hope is that this book will remind you that you’re good too.”