Elias Zapple's Rhymes from the Cabbage Patch

Inside this book you will find,  

Funny nonsense from my mind.  

Zany rhymes and slimy tales,  

Creepy crawlies leaving bloody trails.  

And a clever slug that shocks,  

Tales about Cinders and Goldilocks.  

Cabbages, slugs and Elias Zapple,  

What rhymes with Zapple apart from apple?  

Fun and craziness! (You'll have a good time),  

There's even some that do not rhyme!  

Read the book, there's so much more,  

Or my slugs and I will go to war!