Become a Genius in a Year

Become the most amazing, awe-inspiring genius in the world in just one year*! (*No refunds given) This book will take you from a clever (but rather ordinary) kid to an absurdly intelligent, super-brained, hyper-genius capable of anything ? in just twelve magnificent months. From fun facts about dinosaurs to everything you need to know about spiders, plus silly Shakespearean names and a deep dive into poo and snot. Have you ever wondered about the world's pooiest places? Or which came first, the duck-billed platyupus ? or the duck? This book has all the answers. "Imagine what I could have achieved if I'd read this" - Albert Einstein* "I'm glad this wasn't published when I was alive, because everyone who read it would have ended up cleverer than me" - Leonardo Da Vinci* "I like the picture of the dog in the space helmet" - Marie Curie* *(These are real reviews, I promise!)