'You Know BC and AD Here is BS!': (Before Satan)

God fashioned nine levels of Heaven and his flawless companion, the imperial seraph named Lucifer. Lucifer is perfect in God's eyes and in those of his youngest, chubby, awkward sibling Me-el, who wants to be just like him someday! Then there is Raphael, who feels uneasy around his ideal captain yet cannot fathom why. Gabriel and Uriel, his other brethren, strive to calm Raphael's nerves by asserting to him that God never makes mistakes...Would he? You may think you have heard the whole story...but, what if there was more to it? The answer may surprise you!