Yallery

Considering all the rucks that King George II subjected 18th century England to, Yallery Brown managed to avoid being drafted, knuckle dragging henchmen, starvation and the pox. He strived to avoid conflict of any ilk but when he came face to face with a wolf he would be drawn into a war that had been raging for 6000 years. Things would have to get a lot worse before they could possibly get better and all he had for comfort was his trusty badger scrotum.