We Should Be More Like Fish

Sickened by man's barbarity, a medieval lord decides to conduct a bold experiment.

Length: 19,000 words.

This brutal tale can be found in the short story collection, Straitjacket Blues 2 and the anthology Begin The Madness.

About The Author

Dave Franklin's caustic, profanity-laced prose should be approached with caution. Here's a handy guide to his full-length work:

DARK COMEDY
Looking For Sarah Jane Smith
Manic Streets of Perth
English Toss on Planet Andong
Evil Arse Soup (An anthology of the above titles)

HORROR / SUPERNATURAL / DARK FANTASY
Straitjacket Blues 1-3
The Goodreads Killer
Begin The Madness (An anthology of the above titles)

CRIME / PSYCHOLOGICAL
Girls Like Funny Boys
To Dare A Future

Blundering Blokes (An anthology of the above titles)

Riders on the Storm and other Killer Songs

EROTICA / HUMOUR

Bawdy Blokes: Three Porno Funnies