Someone Should Write A Book About My Life

Justine Hertz is sexy, single and tired of mingling. She's had enough bad dates to fill a book and she's ready to settle down. 

Dan is Justine's sexy and single neighbour with an active-wear addiction. If Justine can get through a conversation without accidentally gesturing at his crotch, Dan might just realise she's the woman of his dreams. 

Justine is out to prove to her hot neighbour that she's not a hot mess and she won't be thwarted by misplaced underwear, break-ins, bad waxes or rogue sausages.

But could a few chance encounters with the quick-witted Lachie have Justine questioning everything she thought she knew about love?