ManApePig

Did you know that God wants you to believe in evolution? Well? Did you, punk?! Actually, I don't know. I just wanted to see what you would say first, but really though, did you know that they still don't know why humans have noses? They also have no idea why we have chins. Nobody even knows. No pun intended. Nor did I mean that to rhyme.

There is a lot that mainstream science doesn't know, and that's why we've always needed the rebels and the outsiders, from Galileo to Jane Goodall. So, come along as we learn about the real origins of our human species and discover why every little weird part of our body is made the way that it is. Join us as we uncover the story of why it is that we think and see the world in the unique ways that we do. We will even reveal precisely what types of food it was that we were originally built to be eating in order to be optimally HUMAN! Spoiler alert -- it wasn't anything gross or disturbing, so don't worry.

Also, don't worry about ridiculously scientific jargon that will make your head hurt a little and slowly put you to sleep. There's none of that. Everything is discussed in simple language and with plenty of entertainment for our world of increasingly gold fish level attention spans.

Let's DO THIS!