Le Great British Tour de Cake

Heth Miller is a deeply average cyclistand even more dubious writer. What she lacks in skill she makes up for insheer enthusiasm. She has cycled the length of South Korea (slowly), aroundTransylvania (dangerously), from tip to toe of the Outer Hebrides (soaked tothe skin) as well as all over West Berks, Oxfordshire, Wiltshire and a load ofother UK counties (Yorkshire was windy). She is a West Berks Bikeabilityinstructor.

• 1. Goring & Ipsden- 25.9 miles2. Goring Little Legs -4.1 miles3. Henley &Nettlebed - 26.2 miles4. Nettlebed LittleLegs - 5.1 miles5. Didcot &Dorchester - 24.7 miles6. Dorchester LittleLegs - 5.3 miles7. Chipping Norton -24.9 miles8. Kingham - 26.2miles9. Charlbury &Woodstock - 26.4 miles10. Witney, Burford& Bampton - 28.6 miles11. Clanfield Little Legs - 9.5 miles12. Northleach & Fairford - 30.1 miles13. Childrey & Faringdon - 26.9 miles14. Childrey Little Legs Flat - 5.1 miles15. Childrey Little Legs Hilly - 9.4 miles16. Hungerford & Lambourn - 32.8 miles17. East Garston Little Legs - 8.9 miles18. Great Bedwyn & Marlborough - 26.5 miles19. Ramsbury Little Legs - 7.4 miles20. Wallingford & Watlington - 31.6 miles21. Benson Little Legs Flat - 10.8 miles22. Wallingford Little Legs Hilly - 31.6 miles23. Streatley & Yattendon - 26.8 miles24. Yattendon Little Legs - 10.6 miles25. The Mega Caker - 232.4 miles

'The least-serious cycling book I'veever read. But weirdly, with a lot of good cycling in it'. 'Where else would you find a book aboutcycling that includes Lycra show tunes, two ducks named Michelle and Roux andan essay on drying concrete? Answer: nowhere. But that's Heth all over, shegoes to places you rarely expect her to'. 'I laughed out loud.Frequently' 'Even if you couldn't give a stuffabout cycling just buy this for the cake. And then please buy another 20 copiesto give to your friends' (from Heth, the author)