The Story of a Blacklisted Bootlegger

Autobiography about a Former Theater Pirate who engages in an internship on Public Access Television. Later he becomes a Documentary Director and the Maker of Ah My Goddess Season Three, a cross between the humor stylings of South Park and Doctor Who. His life turns into a Tales from the Crypt scenario when the Real Three Goddesses Murder His Father, leaving him to turn himself into the FBI to report an EPA Whistleblower Crime that could poison an entire city through the water supply. When it comes out to the FBI that he believes his father was killed by a Ouija Board Spirit, they throw out his case, and he becomes obsessed with finding a logically realistically proving the Goddesses in a courtroom in front of a judge, causing his life to turn into a Downward Spiral. When he comes forward to give his report to United States Congress, the Three Goddesses get their revenge by marrying him to a Demon named Ekatn Goddess of the Crossroads,who claims to have been the Greek Mythology inspirational basis for Belldandy in real life. Ekatn manipulates him into launching a Terrorist Attack on the Entire United States in the form of a biblical plague called COVID-19, interferes with the presidential election to put a curse on Donald Trump, and manifests Natural Disaster incidents such as Volcanoes, Earthquakes, Tornadoes, and Ship Capsizes as a joke reference to a Sean Connery Supervillain named from The Avengers (1998). It's the Sorcerer's Apprentice, where Kevin Neece has stolen Kosuke Fujishima's Three Goddesses with Disastrous Results. Can Kosuke Fujishima stop Kevin Neece in time before his Demon Spirit Wife Ekatn manifests an Earthquake that will sink the entire island of Japan into the ocean like the Lost City of Atlantis?