The Phantom Sock Eater

Have you ever woken up in the morning to find that your socks have gone missing? You've searched high and low for them, only to wonder if The Phantom Sock Eater has taken them. Maybe he's eaten them or maybe you just haven't looked hard enough for your socks.
You could make a fiendish plan to catch him if you can, but you would have to stay awake, and that might be difficult especially if you are tired. Maybe trust your kitty cat to protect your socks, and he will keep a watchful eye as he looks towards the moonlit sky. So when you go to bed, make sure that your socks are safely put away in the sock drawer, and sleep well because you never know when the hungry phantom will come a-calling.