The Dreadful Noises of Landoshar

  Wizard Reuben Ashtar, and later, his son Foxglove, attended the Great Homnom School of Wizardry, where

the  headmasters in self defense from their odiferous cheese grating, grumbling ways, hastily designated each

one in turn, Official Dreadful Noise Controllers, and sent them out into the world to conquer any Dreadful Noises

they encountered.   It was a position they each held with mostly no degree of success, but one that afforded vast

relief from cheese grating and grumbling to the headmasters and other wizardry school students.

  After many years Wizard Reuben Ashtar retired and after laying about a long while, he decided to build

Landoshar, a magic kingdom for children. Wisely, he set aside a part of Landoshar just for the Dreadful Noises and

put them in it, for everyone knows they are most excellent escape artists, and very good at causing embarrassment

and dirty,  accusing looks to be sent to innocent others.

 Everything went along as planned until Landoshar was almost done; then Reuben made a doleful discovery! Many

of the odorous, cheese grating, nosy, Dreadful Noises he had chased for many years, mostly without any success,

had escaped and were busy scaring away the elves, trolls, fairies, and all the other magic beings living in

Landoshar!

  Reuben and his son Foxglove set out to find the Dreadful Noises and return them to their part of Landoshar and

put them in it, but as we know, most numerous, naughty Dreadful Noises have other plans. Find out what they are

up to and where they might strike next along with Wizard Reuben Ashtar and his son Foxglove!