I Must not Think Bad Thoughts

Mark Dery is a cultural critic. He is best known for his writings on the politics of popular culture in books such as The Pyrotechnic Insanitarium: American Culture on the Brink, Escape Velocity: Cyberculture at the End of the Century, Flame Wars, and Culture Jamming. He has been a professor of journalism at New York University, a Chancellor’s Distinguished Fellow at the University of California, Irvine, and a visiting scholar at the American Academy in Rome. www.markdery.com.Bruce Sterling is a science fiction author whose novels include Distraction, Zeitgeist, Holy Fire, and The Caryatids.

• ContentsForeword: I Must Not Read Bad ThoughtsBruce SterlingIntroductionPart I. American Magic, American DreadDead Man Walking: What Do Zombies Mean? Gun Play: An American Tragedy in Three Acts Mysterious Stranger: Grandpa Twain’s Dark Side Aladdin Sane Called. He Wants His Lightning Bolt Back: On Lady Gaga Jocko Homo: How Gay Is the Super Bowl? Wimps, Wussies, and W.: Masculinity, American Style Stardust Memories: How David Bowie Killed the ’60s and Ushered in the ’70s and, for One Brief Shining Moment, Made the Mullet Hip When Animals Attack! An Aesop’s Fable about Anthropomorphism Toe Fou: How I Was Subliminally Seduced by Madonna’s Big Toe Shoah Business The Triumph of the Shill: Fascist Branding Endtime for Hitler: On the Downfall Parodies and the Inglorious Return of Der FÜhrer Part II. Myths of the Near Future: Making Sense of the Digital Age World Wide Wonder Closet: On Blogging (Face)Book of the Dead Straight, Gay, or Binary? HAL Comes out of the Cybernetic Closet Word Salad Surgery: Spam, Deconstructed Slashing the Borg: Resistance Is Fertile Things to Come: Xtreme Kink and the Future of Porn Part III. Tripe Soup for the Soul: Religion and All Its Works and WaysTripe Soup for the Soul: The Daily Affirmation Pontification: On the Death of the Pope The Prophet Margin: Jack Chick’s Comic-Book Apocalypse 2012: Carnival of Bunkum The Vast Santanic Conspiracy Part IV. Anatomy Lesson: The Grotesque, the Gothic, and Other Dark MattersOpen Wide: Dental Horror Gray Matter: The Obscure Pleasures of Medical Libraries Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Severed Head Been There, Pierced That: Apocalypse Culture and the Escalation of Subcultural Hostilities Death to All Humans! The Church of Euthanasia’s Modest Proposal Great Caesar’s Ghost: On the Crypt of the Capuchins Aphrodites of the Operating Theater: On La Specola’s Anatomical Venuses Goodbye, Cruel Words: On the Suicide Note as a Literary Genre Cortex Envy: Bringing Up Baby Einstein AcknowledgmentsNotesPublication History

Mark Dery’s cultural criticism is the stuff that nightmares are made of. He’s a witty and brilliant tour guide on an intellectual journey through our darkest desires and strangest inclinations. You can’t look away even if you want to.-Mark Frauenfelder and David Pescovitz, Boing BoingMark Dery is gifted with sanity, humor, learning, and a prose style as keen as a barber’s razor. He applies those qualities to a trustworthy and entertaining analysis of the lunatic fringe, which constitutes an ever-larger portion of the discourse in America today.-Luc SanteDo not turn squeamish from the many considerations of death that lurk within-vampires, tombs, disease, corruption of many varieties. Mark Dery’s restless and stylish essay is concerned with one thing only-what it means to be alive in America.-Richard Rodriguez, author of Brown: The Last Discovery of AmericaThe bebop rhythms of Mark Dery’s prose reflect an intellectual excitement that is rare among contemporary cultural essayists. Reading him is like ingesting a powerful jolt of espresso.-Ron Rosenbaum, author of Explaining Hitler and The Shakespeare Wars