I Got Sex at Comic-Con

* Newly Updated! *
Stop watching all the jerks get the skirts!

Geeks and chicks go together like Clark Kent and Kryptonite.

I'm a geek. And until this past Comic-Con, I was a typical, loser, fanboy, super-virgin.

This is my story. It works on many levels, but it WORKS. It works for YOU too. Because this is how I went from zero to hero and I wrote it like a textbook for you.

You'll stop watching jerks get skirts!
You'll learn to light fires that She desires!
You'll not stumble, but instead tumble into situations where ladies want you even IN the midst of jocks and jerks all around!

I tell my pitiful story of how awkward I was at the ripe age of 18 not having ever had a real date. I go into the horrid details because I've met too many men who were only weak boys like me. Boys who fantasize about being men so we dive into fictional lands but never into real girls' heads and beds.

I show you I'm your mirror image...

After I go into gory detail how painful the thought of asking a female out on a date was... I describe that fateful night at Carlos's Pizza where my best friend George introduced me to being a real man. An Alpha Man. And George was far worse than me before.

My question as I gobbled my pizza was this: "George, man, I never see you any more! We don't have classes together, but we never had to work so hard to get together!"

He replied: "I've been dating way too much to hang out with you; sorry. I need to stop going out with so many skirts so we can spend more time together."

My world shook to its core with his answer. As the night progressed, I learned everything I thought I knew about women was a lie. And everything I knew about George wouldn't be the same again.

George told me why he had no time to spend. Geeky, loser, George. George was getting laid.

I stared at my friend George... but looking at a god.

You Will Be a Player - Fast

Here's my textbook for you.

George taught me how to get women... and he's a lousy teacher. I mastered it and took it farther than George ever did. I'm a better teacher too.

Admit it. You're as lonely as I was. Surrounded by graphic novels. Friday nights spent role-playing fantasy games with buddies. Not only have you never gotten to third base with a girl you maybe haven't even kissed one if your mother doesn't count... and she doesn't.

I'm going to make you a stud. This is NO joke. If you have no idea how to talk to women, I'm going to show you:
How to approach them
Where to stand
What to say
How to say it
You won't have to think. As a matter of fact, thinking is your primary problem. I'll program you like JavaScript.

You won't stutter or falter because you'll learn exactly Step 1, Step 2, and so on. It doesn't matter what she says in response, you stick to the program - you get the girl.

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