Tuffy McNasty

This book contains "High-Octane" Christmas mischief from a crazy rogue elf by the name of Tuffy McNasty. Tuffy's on a mission to rid his favorite home of a sweet, little Christmas elf named Frizbee. Only one problem: Frizbee's a lot smarter and tougher than anyone thought. Tuffy has his work cut out for him, so he retreats to his cave deep in the forest for some Bad Elf Juice to get him all nasty and crazy. He takes his empty juice bottles, along with bottle rockets, dynamite, and some rope and bolts his cave to begin his hunt for Frizbee. Along the way, he stirs up trouble with other animals in the forest, along with a passing school bus! This story is full of shenanigans, crazy elf battles, and some near misses at Toyless City, the nasty elf prison in the South Pole. It's sure to have your children laughing hysterically! It's actually a true story, having been played out in the author's North Carolina home in 2010. To this day, his children talk about "that crazy Christmas with Tuffy McNasty." Enjoy!